Well...

That was ugly. Nice job crapping all over the first quarter, Spurs. You let the Lakers have 21 points in the first five and a half minutes, after which I could only bear to watch the game at the highest fast forward speed my DVR would allow. Nice effort to get back in it, but it couldn't make up for the start. Better hope someone takes L.A. out of the play-offs before you have to see them (file under: extremely unlikely)!

MVP

Period. Yes, there are other guys that are qualified, but this is the league's most valuable player.

No Fucking Class

Hey Shithead. That was a seriously low-class move. Yes, it was a hard foul. Yes they happen all the time. It's part of the game. Yes, you can pretend you were going for the ball. Doesn't make you any less of a punk. To take a swing at a guy's head for the sole purpose of making some kind of tough-guy statement (because let's face it - you were not going to overcome a 30-point deficit at the end of the third quarter) just speaks volumes about your poor sportsmanship.

I remember another low-class tool making a move like that just to prove a point. His name was Jerry Stackhouse and he decided to wipe out Shaq during a game back in '06. I'm sure Jerry felt like a real bad-ass when the Heat were clutching the trophy in Dallas.