“Baby Don” Frank took his place in the large upholstered chair behind the desk. “Gentlemen, I want to thank you for coming to my home tonight to celebrate another year of business together. It makes me very happy to have you all here. Sit, sit. Let’s talk.”
The men found seats in various plush chairs throughout the room. The cigar smoke filled the air quickly, and most of the men held their tumblers of scotch and ice in the hand not holding a cigar.
“First of all, let’s get the easy stuff out of the way. We are financially sound. Most of you know that the intent of our operations at this point is to use our monetary muscle for a two-pronged attack. First, we return to New York, and stop running our operations out of this backwater outskirt.” This part of the plan was met with excited chatter among the men in the room. “Second, we leverage our considerable wealth to achieve legitimacy. We become the ultimate power, and we become unassailable. To do this, we buy the King.” This was met by even greater excitement and the soft clapping of hands. The men laughed with each other with cigars clenched between teeth. The Don continued. “I’m projecting that both of those goals can be met in about two years. For now, we have to address more…immediate matters.”
“Contract” Van Horn leaned down from behind the desk, placing a hand on the Don’s shoulder to whisper something to him. Frank nodded at the consigliere’s words and dismissed him with a flick of the wrist. “Well, that brings us to one piece of business” he said to the room. “Since his departure, we’ve been trying to keep an eye on the Kidd. Some of our long-distance contacts have reported seeing him out west. Seems he’s done exactly what we were afraid he would do. He’s got some new friends, and those friends wear badges.”
Vince “the Vinsanity” became unsettled. He was visibly angry. “Don Frank, we can take him out. I can take Junior and Yi and we’ll put him someplace that they’ll never find him.” “Junior” Harris and “Chairman” Yi nodded and seemed eager for the chance to take out the Family’s former ace.
“No. No. Settle down, Vince” said Frank. “It’s not that much of a problem. He’s far away and he’s likely to face enough trouble over there soon enough. It’s enough that we know what he’s doing, and we watch our backs. Let’s talk about now. We want the Prize. Everybody does. I’ve got people spread out, and it seems all of the fighting is about to break out again. I’d like to keep the Family out, I would, but we know things don’t work that way. I’m gonna shoot straight here, you guys don’t have the muscle right now. You don't have the muscle to take the Prize. We’ve gotta get stronger. We’re going to have to fight and show that we can hold our own because the rest of those jerks are gonna try to push us around. We might not be able to take over the town yet, but we aren't going to let them run wild through our neighborhoods."
Most of the men in the room looked questioningly at one another, or simply down at their own shoes. They had hoped for better news. But for the most part they were realists. More importantly, they were Family.
"In the meantime," continued the Don, "let's send them all a message. Capice?"
I just want to let you know I look forward to these posts every day. This is pure entertainment, and let's hope some publisher signs to put all of these together at the end of the year.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
I second gerard. This has been the best pre-season commentary that I have heard, read or scene in some time.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot to both of you. I hope you like reading these as much as I've liked writing them. While the idea of published work is a goal of mine, I can only imagine the legal hurdles of publishing something like this would be crippling. Thank God for the internet!
ReplyDeleteA bit predictable, but great nonetheless. I hope these continue during the season!
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